USEFUL
His love language? Distribution.
A productive relationship. For once.
WORDS ARE CHEAP. TRANSFERS ARE PUBLIC.
He brought receipts.
Some guys bring flowers.
This one brings transaction history.
$USELESS DISTRIBUTED
TOTAL LOVE, DELIVERED.
Total USELESS distributions reported by Stonkfun for this token.
Live totals from Stonkfun, refreshed every 60 seconds. Includes the platform’s reported distributions; not a total exclusively for USEFUL holders.
IT'S A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.
Terrible at dating?
Try holding.
She has never loved harder.
- 01
Find a keeper.
Stonkfun currently requires at least $20 in USEFUL for holder rewards.
- 02
Let him do his thing.
A 3% transfer tax funds rewards. Distributions happen in batches, with about 2.5% of payouts covering network and operating costs.
- 03
It’s a package deal.
Rewards are paid in USELESS. Community mode sends 33% of each payout to USELESS holders. Some rounds pay USEFUL instead.
NO WHITEPAPER. JUST GREEN FLAGS.
Actual proof of work.
His roadmap is her to-do list.
It was a jar of pickles.
Hers. All of them.
One spider. Zero survivors.*
*His dignity is still under review.
Be someone’s
USEFUL.
She found her match.
Your wallet can too.